12 step?

If you're a repeat reader, you may remember my foreboding warning about listening to Paper Television, the addictive techno-pop creation of The Blow. Well, the addiction set in so fast, and I've already given in to it, so I thought it was only ethical of me to share my experience with you.

Series of events:

Log on to myspace
search for The Blow
Find new songs
Listen to new songs
Freak out about new songs
Dance around to new songs
Take a break to smoke with the new songs
Decide I must find lyrics
Mussst. Fiiiiind. Lyyyyricssss!
google The Blow lyrics (no, this isn't going where you think, although that's probably funnier)
Click on lyrics website
loading...
....loading....
Computer Screen goes white
A voice comes on my computer and, all hollywood styley, says "Thank you for reading... in 3, 2, 1..." Just then command prompts pop up on my screen, norton anti-virus opens and warns me that "WARNING YOUR COMPUTER IS BEING HACKED." I quickly jump on the power button, but alas it was too late. I was, and still am, infested. One of many funny, hilarious things it has done to my computer was to use Norton Antivirus to spam people. I watched, horrified, as 5 pop-ups a second flashed on my screen with email addresses and horrible subject headings like "stylish mom at home for hard c0ck." I'm crawling with Trojan viruses. At first, after trying and failing to delete it all, I decided to name the quarantine files mean things like "FUCK YOU HACKERS" "FUCK OFF" and, "YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS" in case the hacks installed a keyboard spyware to watch my typing.

Like it's white powdery namesake, The Blow's new album has me wanting just one more. Last night, at the ballgame, it took all I had not to sneak into the bathroom with my ipod, cloister myself in a stall and listen to a song or two. Just one more song... oneeee moreee...