Oh my god, so many puns so little time.

Because of sex, South African workers striking for better pay and benefits finally are getting what they want. Their position is that they are too tired at the end of the difficult working day to pro-create, so their families aren't growing. And now for the first time since 2004, the government is no longer saying it has a headache and is negotiating with the workers.

This, of course, leads me to think again of the brilliant Lysistrata. Seriously, if Laura Bush would just give the prez an ultimatum - No Sex Until No More War - we'd be pulling out of iraq before Ann Coulter had the chance to eat another baby.